10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."