10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.