10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright