10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury