10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "No river, no fish."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.