10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Welcome to kicker school
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio