10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is for loners.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.