10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• im going to 2 out you to death
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm