10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Poker is for fat, American losers.