10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach