10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22