10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson