10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier