10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow