10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword