10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker is for loners.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger