10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.