10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!