10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave