10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- It's Free To Fold...
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- You have to piss with the dick you have