10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.