10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi