10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is for loners.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker