10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"