10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth