10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?