10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword