10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...