10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris