10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph