10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.