10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!