10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.