10 Random Poker Quotes

Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel