10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Welcome to kicker school
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS