10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "No river, no fish."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.