10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack