10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)