10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.