10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!