10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."