10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.