10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers