10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright