10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword