10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!