10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare