10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."