10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.