10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.